I was wandering through Soho looking for a place I could enjoy a drink in the sunshine. I came across a bar that was just setting out tables, so I asked if they’d be free, which was confirmed, so I popped inside to order a drink. I asked for a pint of lime cordial with soda water, to which the bar lady responded, ‘Yes, of course.’ She then proceeded to make a drink where I couldn’t see it, filling a less-than-half-pint-size glass with ice, then adding what amounted to a few thimblefuls of the drink mixture. When it was presented, I reminded her that I’d asked for a pint, to which she responded, ‘We don’t have pint sized glasses – that’s all we have.’ OK, I thought, maybe I’ll have to order three, but then I asked the price. ‘Two pounds,’ came the confident response, to which I asked, ‘Are you sure?’
Despite my insistence that this was a ridiculous price, she wouldn’t sell it for anything less. So I left. On my way out, the lady setting out tables was surprised I was leaving, so I explained the above exchange. Her response was, ‘This is Soho. All the prices are like that round here.’ Frankly, I wasn’t having any of it. I went to the bar next door, which now had tables outside, asked for a pint of lime and soda, was served one promptly for £1.50, and sat at a table, in the sunshine, right next to the tables of the over-priced bar I just rejected. Moreover, when I ordered another one, the barman served it for free! I hope the first bar got the message, watching me enjoy my drink whilst relaxing with the crossword. My estimate of the price ratio is 8:1. Guess which bar I’m betting is going out of business sooner? (By the way, the good bar was Village.)

I was in a hurry to leave for a talk, so I threw together a very quick meal. Fortunately, I had some smoked salmon (pictured) defrosted in the fridge, so that instantly made up the protein section of the meal. In the freezer, I had some sweetcorn, which I put on a plate beside a few broccoli florets from the fridge and then microwaved the two together for two minutes. This cooked them just about perfectly, and is a great way of cooking broccoli that I’d not previously thought of. Alongside these three things, I put a few pimento olives, and ate the meal. The entire thing from start to finish took about six minutes, and was satisfying and tasty, not to mention healthy!



